Dear Owners of little breed dogs,
Keep your yappy thing on a leash. If you have it off the leash because you are chatting with your friend and not paying attention, then be prepared to catch it quickly. Understand, that when you allow your yappy rat to run wild and it tries to assert itself with my 50 pound Jindo, it will be ripped to shreds. Be thankful that I can jump and run (fast) and my rad dog will come with me. Be thankful that I told her to be calm. She has decapitated more vicious animals than your little Chihuahua that you got when Paris Hilton thought they were cool. Furthermore, if she had defended herself from the obnoxious aggression of your little thing trying to overcompensate for its size (hmmmmmmm typical), I would not have paid for the vet bills or the funeral. You are an irresponsible dog owner.
This also applies to stay at home idiot mothers who think that it’s ok to allow their toddlers to run in the middle of the pack at the dog park. You are an irresponsible parent, and dogs and their owners should not suffer any consequences if you allow your child to jump in a dog pack and it gets mauled.
The End.
I made chicken stock last night. It had me up until 1 am, so naturally I was drinking….Manhattans to be exact. I woke up with my wallet next to my computer and Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift on my iTunes.





